Friday, July 1, 2011
Can't kick the habit man
This is much more difficult than I thought. Paper towels seem to have some stranger control over me. I am weak and I am unable to resist the temptation of the towel of paper. Aaaahhh. I did fine the first day, but I have been progressively getting worse with my rations. Really it is everyone else's fault for making big sticky spills in the house. See it is not my fault. Ah now I feel better. Denial, ain't just a river in Egypt, bahdahdah! Enough bad jokes, this is serious now. I must prove to myself that I am not weak, that I can do this. So I am going to try again to limit my use of the demon paper towels and then be free of their evil ways. I can do this I can do this. But if anyone has any suggestions for easier ways to do this, or better alternatives please, or a magic drink that makes everything better (hehehe) please let me know. Insert big sigh here.